jamesybabe:

curious-commodities:

curious-commodities:

Do you like tentacles? Squid? Octopus? Earrings? Gauges? Necklaces? Mugs? WELL THEN, HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU~! ;D

FREE SHIPPING~! thru my Etsy now until i go back to school in august!
Use the code “SUMMERSHIP" at checkout for free shipping. domestic orders only. (sorry international folks. ;3;)
& as always “SITESPECIAL" gets you 15% off your order. 

Please REBLOG if you like what you see! :D

Morning / afternoon rebagel. ;)

I would for realsies really love a mug or whatnot but just a note to all my followers with stretched ears it is really dangerous to put clay in your holes, please do not put these plugs/hanging designs in unless you plan on wearing them through steel or titanium tunnels! :)

so. clay is just like any organic / natural material - it’s porous. because of this it has the potential to trap bacteria & stuff. but if you keep them clean (ie wash jewelry with warm water & soap regularly, as well as keep your lobes clean in the same manner) you’ll be absolutely a-okay.
they’re about as “really dangerous” as wood, stone, or any other porous material is.
don’t stretch with them. don’t put them in irritated lobes. don’t swim / sleep with them. all of these things could lead to sad ears.
i wear clay, wood, & stone in my ears every dang day & have never had a problem. they’re healthy & happy as long as you take steps to keep them that way.
if you’re still unsure (hey man i’m not a doctor / professional thing) then ya, by all means please wear them through metal tunnels. they look rad as heck that way & i actually recommend doing that if you’re getting above a 7/16” so that you’re not wearing frakking heavy tentacles in your ears.
cool thanks man ur cute have a wonderful day please buy tentacles omg

dogslug:

tmirai:

coeykuhn:

cklookshuman:

New updates for penis pattern! Now on sticker sheet and Rainbow blanket!!!! :D 

Made a collection of all the penis pattern stuff so you can see all the colors and stuff you can get it on @ v @ ;;;;;; ENJOY!!!!

[ PENIS PATTERN GALLERIA HERE :UUUUU ]

posting here too because people have shown interest in it T v T New items with pattern! Stickers and Rainbow blanket!!

I really want this on underwear or a t-shirt. These are awesomely hilarious.

reblogging again for shlili

(via alexpancake55)

um-heichou:

slay-kyojin:

did-someone-say-pool:

ask-bean:

lance-corporal-rivaillle:

ashlynovelli:

4gifs:

Record-setting swing jump

WHAT THE HELL.

wait are these snk cosplayers

I THOUGHT THE PEOPLE TURNED INTO BIRDS OR SOME SHIT AND WERE MAJESTICALLY FLYING AWAY

 ok so we are not going to talk about the fact they are all snk cosplayers

I bet half the people that reblogged this didn’t know this had to do with snk, we’re growing

LONG LIVE THE SNK FANDOM

um-heichou:

slay-kyojin:

did-someone-say-pool:

ask-bean:

lance-corporal-rivaillle:

ashlynovelli:

4gifs:

Record-setting swing jump

WHAT THE HELL.

wait are these snk cosplayers

I THOUGHT THE PEOPLE TURNED INTO BIRDS OR SOME SHIT AND WERE MAJESTICALLY FLYING AWAY

 ok so we are not going to talk about the fact they are all snk cosplayers

I bet half the people that reblogged this didn’t know this had to do with snk, we’re growing

LONG LIVE THE SNK FANDOM

(via moosestielsaya)

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

(via sillysinz)

linxmoonbrook:

Linx’s plant shop is now open for all your garden needs! (Even some quasi-legal ones.)

Just don’t expect stellar customer service…

Linx is not responsible for thorns found on plants that aren’t typical for the species. Nor is she responsible for unexpected carnivorous traits.

(via mecharisexual)

asdjhbsdglj i want to draw a portrait / bust
but i always just end up drawing fking yvelian & as much as i love my rainbow paladin baby I NEED SOMETHING DIFFERENT
so.. requests?? i’m trying a new coloring technique.
it can totally be your own character / w/e as long as you send me like a ref or smthing.
COOL?